men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
Remember when Breaking Bad ended their season with a slow zoom into a potted plant and it was simultaneously the most revelatory and upsetting thing that’s ever happened?
when you do all of the work for a “group” project
Yes, I admit I took his ice-cream out of the freezer and this sounds terribly selfish but this was my space and I didn’t even see him put it there. I honestly don’t know why he put it there. The three of us on that side of the tent, Chetna, Nancy and myself, were told that this was our freezer to use and to manage it to the best of our ability.
"I don’t regret taking his baked alaska out of the freezer. Of course I didn’t do it viciously but we were all wanting a freezer and it was utter chaos, utter chaos. I thought he had his own freezer.
MAAAAAAATE you couldve told him
DIANA FROM BAKE OFF FELL AND LOST HER SENSE OF SMELL AND TASTE OHMY GOD
I own the gumby team in fantasy football and did some journalism for it
Just got skype and I don’t think I’ll be using it for interviews any time soon
If I had a penny for every time michael palin mentioned going to the toilet I would be drowning in pennies
The Great British Bake Off: a summary
I love it when people say that dean martin must have regretted making fun of the rolling stones once they became huge in america because he almost definitely did not give a crap
-defends robert’s no reunion decisions until the end of time-
So many zeppelin fans are so annoying omfg someone put ‘team jimmy’ under the quote wTF robert’s given us so many solo albums over the years with a new one coming out soon and y’all are just wishing he’d do a zeppelin reunion as if those albums he’s doing are worthless liKE HE DID IT IN 2007 HE PROBABLY THOUGHT THATD SHUT EVERYONE UP BUT NAH
hello ladies i googled feminism please sleep with me